Bear-Blasting

When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.

When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!

by BigTIceman March 22, 2022

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gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

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No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.

It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

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Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.

Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.

by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019

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When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

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