Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
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