poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

by seximexi October 09, 2003

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

by Fishy Vag March 18, 2011

poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 05, 2007

poop rainbows

unbelievably cute, so cute as to actually make you excrete in the colors on the rainbow.

OMG your puppy is so cute i could poop rainbows!

by Zuf April 08, 2008

poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once

I just did a poop burrito!

by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 03, 2008

Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead

girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender

by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019