Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
Get the Jordan de Craigmug. Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.
by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart
Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
by Hot tamale 123 July 10, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
Get the JORDANmug. Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex
by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.