A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
Get the Johnny Derpmug. Very cool can get all the girls and if you lose him you'll regret it he has a very big dick and gets very horny and can kiss and fucl real well.He is very competitive very strong and very athletic he can also lift your spirits up and is a very good dancer and singer.He is very romantic and is very talented.
by Jouyv December 26, 2018
Get the Johnnymug. by ra1gen November 24, 2021
Get the johnnymug. .
Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.mug. Person A: “Can people shut up about this stupid Johnny depp vs amber heard shit”
Person B: “I know right! People are acting like they know who is right or wrong”
Person B: “I know right! People are acting like they know who is right or wrong”
by Jellybish June 27, 2022
Get the Johnny deppmug. by spadethecool March 4, 2022
Get the Johnny McPoopenheimermug. An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
Get the Johnny Walker Candlemug.