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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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Jason Sus

He is a kid who masturbates every second, every single damn night. He is a jerk offer and has a skill issue..
Oh LOOK! There is a Jason Sus kid!
by swcoolkid October 9, 2022
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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 8, 2021
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jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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Jason

Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
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Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
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