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fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.
by the teej. November 9, 2010
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Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
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Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
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Fart Pimp

A person that commands respect from others because of his or her farting prowess
Damn! What the hell is that smell!?!? Oh it was Gabe, he's a Fart Pimp!
by J_PAPER January 8, 2015
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fart-and-run

when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.
Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.

Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?

Matt: Bah
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex
Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob
by Davecorpx January 5, 2016
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Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011
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