Ranked bedwars player

A braindead person who spends all their time sweating bedwars on hypixel has a ranked bedwars elo of 10000+ has no life or family

I put my son up for adoption because he was a ranked bedwars player

by MD211211 January 23, 2024

Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!

Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄

by Addi A Cheerleader ❤️ July 12, 2023

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian November 25, 2008

Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works

Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 21, 2022

National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

illini utility player

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive

Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.

Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025