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Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
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Chop

Lets just say you don't mess with this beast. Loyal to his companions till the end. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, no matter the size.
That guys a Chop
by LadyFire$ May 28, 2020
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we are chopped

we are deaduzz, we're fucked up, we're broken
ayo twin we are chopped, i ain't got no bitches and you dont have any bitches too, we're chopped rn.
by goonername333 May 27, 2025
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I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.
Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”
by floatingglitterworm& July 19, 2024
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Chopping

When you're getting that ass and you feel like a lumberjack on the hottest day of the summer . at the end of it all you are drenched in sweat and you look like you just got out of the shower.
Nigga fred-"what up leo, wanna smoke a bowl guey?
Me- opens door naked-"nah homie I'm fucking busy right now."
Nigga fred-"you chopping?"
Me-"fuck yeah man and I'm killing it in there so ill get back at you later."
by BowsLion October 27, 2020
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Chopped

Adams chopped bro
by Adam’s Dad June 3, 2025
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Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls
I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over
by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021
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