cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim

You ever watched How to climb a tree?

by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019

dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.

That guy there has a dodge tree trunk

by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021

Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019

Listen to Neon Trees

"do you listen to neon trees?" is code for "are you pansexual?" or from the "i" point of view means "i am pansexual"

person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?

person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.

p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)

by rosegeek199 November 17, 2020

The Only Apple On The Tree

the only homosexual person in your room

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.

by luna.red December 2, 2019

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022