When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
Get the Autistic Goon Monkey mug.When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space
Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
by oralrobyngooner February 3, 2024
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Get the goon mug.The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
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Get the Flint And Steel Gooning mug.A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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