Zombied

Zombied simply means it's on auto-pilot and has jumped the shark. That the writers have written to the lowest, cultural denominator which is now a zombie show. That the show is on it's last legs.

Game of Thrones has zombied.

by scottwill August 29, 2017

Plants VS Zombies

a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him

person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"

by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022

Zombie

A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.

Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.

by tealZ April 19, 2019

Zombie

A dating term for when a person comes back from the “dead” (long silence), unlike being ghosted when they don’t come back at all.

He totally didn’t reply to my text for two weeks and then zombied me with a “hey what’s up”.

by Joy&Jeff November 14, 2021

Zombie news-corp

When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.

all the news in this country has become a zombie news-corp, I may as well stop paying attention.

by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025