White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.

Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.

by FarkDaNarc October 01, 2019

White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.

kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale

by big cack42069 February 25, 2021

White Whale

The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species

Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!

Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that

Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud

by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 25, 2018

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing

by grinch Nathan October 03, 2013