Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
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You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
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big bang theory

Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them
Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory
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Sphincter Centric Theory

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
Have you heard of the Sphincter Centric Theory? My asshole is the centre of the universe!
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Dead Internet Theory

90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends
dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc
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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
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