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Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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Ninja Quad

Ninja Quad is used in the Real-Time Strategy game Company of Heroes. Using a upgraded Allies Half-Track to a Quad .50cal Gun. This is a four barrel .50 caliber guns mounted on the Half-Track.

After a Axis player takes out your favoutite unit with either a mortor crew or a PAK Anti-Tank Gun, you would send your Half-Track Quad behind the Axis player's weapon and flank them. This is called Ninja Quad
Noob: LOL, I killed your Tank with a PAK Anti-Tank Gun!
Jeff: What's that behind your Anti-Tank gun?
Noob: OMGZ! You killed my PAK Anti-tank gun with a quad!
Jeff: LOL, Ninja Quad FTW!!
by 0Goldeneye0 May 22, 2009
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Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.
Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
by metaldan123 April 15, 2018
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ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there
Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
by xjax1 January 15, 2018
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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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Ninjas🥷

A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..
All these ninjas🥷 need to pay for this V because it ain’t free.. 😂😂
by Double_Worded_Fairy May 30, 2023
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