A cheap New York breakfast sandwich costing $2.50 bought by hipsters and kids after school because their parents won't cook anything.
Tyron: Yo fam I'm gonna go to the deli to get some fire food. Want anything?
Elijah: Yeah bruh, get me a bacon egg and cheese.
Tyron: Ight fam.
Elijah: Yeah bruh, get me a bacon egg and cheese.
Tyron: Ight fam.
by AnimeWeeb272 September 10, 2017
"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."
RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"
"go cook bacon."
RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"
by thamiam May 25, 2008
Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 07, 2020
Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
by O11 April 29, 2014
The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
by ZT14 July 27, 2016
A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
by Firestar4680 May 15, 2011
The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.
by The Soup Nazi's Friend November 17, 2018