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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .
dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....
by atsushi lover October 13, 2021
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Enabling Murder-Suicide

That's what the weaponized schizophrenia is doing by the way. If you can sue OpenAI for it, why can I not assert that it is the case that the weaponized schizophrenia does the exact same thing you are claiming the fucking AI does?
Hym "The 'weaponized schizophrenia' is, in fact, enabling murder-suicide as well. And if you would actually do an audit on when and where it has been happening and and you are doing that because you want it to negatively affect ME SPECIFICALLY before you do anything about it. You were lied to about what I was doing here and then you gave the liar the helm under the false pretense that what you are doing now does something other that prove my point or that it somehow invalidates any of the points I have made."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.
gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!
by tater_tot_ November 24, 2023
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Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.
Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.
by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025
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are you okay? i’m here to talk. feel free to message me on instagram: fernbun222. i’m a supportive person who has been through this.
<3 please be safe <3 suicide is never the answer
by fern bun August 29, 2021
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Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone
q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"
by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021
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