A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.
by pivotman October 5, 2023

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

1- Step-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Great-grandpibling's step-great-grandchild.
3- Step-3C.
2- Great-grandpibling's step-great-grandchild.
3- Step-3C.
My step-third-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 2, 2017

My step-great-grandson is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

by Miss IDK 🤷♀️ November 29, 2023

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
