makeshift Shake Weight

When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV

Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session

(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us

by WSUSpeedy September 25, 2011

Garlem Shake

gangnam style and Harlem shake combined in a dance video

I dare you to do a garlem shake video!

What is that?

Ummm... gangnam style and Harlem shake combined.

-.-

by hecate10125 February 18, 2013

Brotein Shake

When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.

Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."

Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"

by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019

jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.

Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008

Shake Cheese

The fine grated, often Parmesan, cheese you can shake onto good like pizza or spaghetti for example.

Hey, can we get some shake cheese on our pizza?

by Best-wv-Sis July 16, 2022

Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)

Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?

by WillyShakes October 28, 2009

Thug shaker

When a nigger shakes his cock from side to side

Jamal did the thug shaker a school

by Jamelthuger4 May 1, 2023