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seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.
by plato! April 21, 2024
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17 second country

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.
"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"

"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"

"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
by verifiedname November 7, 2020
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Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.
Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.
by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022
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close encounter of the twenty-second kind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024
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triple-second-cousin

Triple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
My triple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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second degree murder

An act of killing someone , going to court, getting a sentence and going to jail see law and order
" Mr Johnson you are guilty of second degree murder"
by Camrenemisonbechloejori July 21, 2018
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Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020
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