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sloppy joe skateboard

When you fill a bucket with poop on top of a skateboard and step on the skateboard it and the shit flies everywhere.
Yo did you hear ZenUsha had a sloppy joe skateboard and his house smells like ass
by Simon Tieu Phung September 23, 2023
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sloppy joe skateboard

a spin on the classic dunk tank game, where the water is replaced with feces and the target is hit with a loaded diaper or rock
did you hear Tyler got hepatitis after the sloppy joe skateboard?
by lumpy barney September 23, 2023
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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Sloppy Joe Tuesday

The one day a week in which everything has meaning and life be steening. Don't take this day for granted, for it only cums once a week!
Kleft: Ayo, when can we have your gay butt sex party?
Sned: We can have gay butt sex on Sloppy Joe Tuesday, don't forget the cheetos!
by Mario "Sned" Judah January 22, 2021
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Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.
Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.
by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022
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sorry sloppy toppy

(Noun) - fellatio given to someone because they’ve been wronged and the wrongdoer would like to make amends
“Luke has to give Spencer sorry sloppy toppy cause he yelled at him.”
by WongtheRice May 8, 2022
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sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.
He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.
by Tessa November 9, 2003
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