Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.
Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.
by RiddyTX June 14, 2015
When you fuck six girls at once by sticking your dick in one girls, your tongue in another, and your hands and feet in the pussy of the four remaining girls. Note: there will be a lot of moaning and it will look like you have girls growing off of your limbs.
by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019
when in a single night a person shits themselves, pisses themselves and throws up all over themselves due to drinking to much alcohol.
by handcrafted October 15, 2018
n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.
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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.
Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
by bcimchuckbass February 23, 2014
Having sex with 3 women at the same time and having enough stamina to give all 3 of them an orgasm before you yourself have an orgasm.
by Agentzippo July 07, 2015
When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017