Protostome

1. Any of the group of bilaterally symmetric animals whose major indentation while they are still tiny embryos ultimately becomes their anus (e.g. clams, squids and insects), as opposed to their mouth, as in all other complex animals ('deuterostomes'--e.g. sea cucumbers, sea urchins and humans).

2. A person who spends far too much time talking shit and shitting on other people's ideas.

You know, I had taken you to be one of my species, but now I see you must in fact be a protostome; you definitely have an anus where your mouth should be.

by AKTT July 10, 2011

Protogress

A term used to describe the repression of a hero/heroin. When a heroic figure is degraded by the powers above that of the hero/heroin.

Llama-man suffered from a case of protogress when the Lizard Kings overruled his instinctual decision.

by Hazelalelogram September 29, 2011

Protestival

An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture.

After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.

by xXSuperJudeXx October 11, 2011

proteiny

Having lots of protein.

"This shake is proteiny, broseph. We're going to get jacked!"

by onlytobroone November 25, 2011

Protestourist

Person who visits protest sites to bask in the blazing atmosphere of the demonstration, but does so only for academic interest and/or on the recommendation of friends. As a rule, does not shout slogans, but takes a soon-to-be-display-picture.

Alice: Down with Wall Street!!
Bob: Woah! What happened to you suddenly? B-school not treating you well?
Alice: No, i just visited Zuccotti Park.

Bob to Charlie: Alice is another protestourist.

by Anonymously Pseudonymus November 30, 2011

Protitious

A Nutritious meal that's high in protein.

Examples of Protitious meals are:

A Chicken salad, a protein pudding, Subway and many others.

(Copyrighted by and Intellectual Property of J-riza.)

by J-riza December 6, 2011

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012