poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

by seximexi October 9, 2003

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011

poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

poop rainbows

unbelievably cute, so cute as to actually make you excrete in the colors on the rainbow.

OMG your puppy is so cute i could poop rainbows!

by Zuf April 8, 2008

poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once

I just did a poop burrito!

by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004

Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead

girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender

by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019

Poop Bucket

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!

The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.

by thepersoneverybodywantstobe November 24, 2011