Poo-wave

A subtle, nuanced wave while walking your dog to a passerby, while the dog is taking a shit. Alternatively can be used when meeting your man’s friend who is a girl for the first time, and she responds with a glance up and downed eyeroll.

“She wrong for da poo-wave!”

“Did you see the poo-wave that bitch just shot at me?!”

by RoxyVeronica April 20, 2018

poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

by Raven__ June 14, 2016

poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.

I found a poo penny.

by Say wut? boredom June 2, 2016

Poo-head

A word said by a 5 year old normally meaning shit head

Your a Poo-head mom

by This is not my real name it is January 18, 2018

Marbelized Poo

When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.

Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.

Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.

by T-Money66 January 20, 2018

asia poo

A bitch and is a 100% hoee you know who it is

Would u like to be a asia poo
Hell no

by The awsomeness guy ever you February 1, 2018

poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure

2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"

by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017