poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017

Poo Guy

A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.

Jack was being such a Poo Guy yesterday

by GaryMiller December 23, 2018

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

Poo Victim

1)An El Paso Texas based punk band.

2)One who falls prey to any number of fecal culprits or fecal crimes. This broad definition even encompasses mental illnesses like fecalphila, and fecalphobia for the fecally impaired.

Card Board Cut Out 1- "That guy thinks he is a real toilet savant, but he is just another poo victim."

by Toilet Savant November 24, 2009

peepity poo

A poo that is very liquidy, like pee. Basically like peeing out of your bum hole.

I must have had too much beer last night because I woke up and took a nasty peepity poo.

by fuckthepopo3241242 December 23, 2010

Kung Poo

A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.

As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”

by Retardhandler69 October 18, 2020

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015