Harry Potter

A series that everyone on this site seems to want to compare to the Lord of the Rings for some reason (or explain why it shouldn't be compared). Clearly they have nothing better to do with their time...*runs off to re-read HP and the Philosopher's Stone"

Eva: Hey, did you see all those comparisons about Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings!?!

Janet: *Slaps Eva* I wrote one of those...

Eva: *Gives Janet a cookie*

...Pain, tears, happiness and unicorns abound, just like in Harry Potter...

by Dumblydora July 31, 2012

Harry Potter

A book series made into movies that has spaned over the last ten or so years. A truly inspiring story that captures the hearts of millions of people world wide regardless of age, race, or sex. This beloved series has taught us all life lessons we will carry for the rest of our lives as we pass this on to the next generation. We will always be the Potter Generation.

Harry Potter inspires us all.

by mariah katie July 22, 2011

Harry Potter

A book series (and movie series) that is and always will be the best. Words can't explain how amazing it is. It is just the best thing ever! Thanks to J.K. Rowling

HARRY POTTER SERIES>you.

"Harry Potter is Godly."

by coldplayinglife October 30, 2011

Harry Potter

An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.

Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....

by Nerdfighter1998 June 1, 2011

Harry Potter

A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.

Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?

Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.

Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?

Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*

by Queen Fangirl Unicorn November 25, 2013

pattern whore

the act of wearing too many patterns at once.

Wow Sally, hearts AND stripes? You're such a pattern whore.

by hippolander January 23, 2009

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011