Oliver Niemann

Someone who is like really cool and has a very large penis and everyone likes and thinks is like really cool and hot and stuff.

GIRL: WOW! You are such an Oliver Niemann
Oliver Niemann: I know my penis is 14 feet long

by Someone who is not Oliver Niem November 21, 2021

Oliver

An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.

Ya know oliver?
“ the super nice one? “
Yea that one

by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Oliver

Top tier glazer. Every time he opens his mouth, you know he's boutta dickride the most out of pocket shit. Even if that person is completely retarded he will still dickride them to death. Once he gets his mark, he doesn't stop, that's not to say though he won't glaze multiple people, he only focuses on one dick at a time.

Person A: Person B, that's completely out of pocket, that literally makes no sense.
Oliver: WHAT?!?!?!? Thats' not true, that statement makes perfect sense, Person A, you have to be stupid!!! Person B is always right what are you talking about??!?! In fact, let me get on my knees person B, you clearly need your stress relieved after such a wild accusation!!!!
Person A: Always the damn Olivers

by itsyourboy28987 June 18, 2024

Oliver M

Such a cutie patootie little dumpling face munchkin pookie. Everyone loves this man

Omg, that new kid is such an Oliver M he always make me smile

by bomboclat_pookie February 13, 2024

Oliver Oken

A character from Hannah Montana whomst became one of the best anime heroes out there (alongside Cory and Shrek)

Oliver Oken, the man of mystery.

Bring on tle ladies.
Smokin Oken has left the building.

by Logomax July 22, 2018

Oliver

Someone hiding a 14-incher in their pants.

Has immaculate rizz and can pull anyone he wants

Girl: I would Absolutely Smash Oliver!

Any Sane Boy: Same!

by OION YOkuo:LTEGFRE February 20, 2023

Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021