johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

Different Johnny

Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you

I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny

by Dixxie Longg May 10, 2020

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

Johnnys Pizza

a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.

dude i had johnnys pizza without you!

man FUCK you

by theballfondlerette August 23, 2023

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 07, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019