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awesomely retarded

Incredibly concieted people who act like complete buffoons but take no consideration into other peoples' thoughts of their actions.
You all suck because we're awesome... awesomely retarded!!!!
by ~*erin*~ April 14, 2005
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retardation tragedy

a retard who loses control and has no soul
by Squilliam November 12, 2006
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retard tingles

(pl. n., used with sing. or pl. verb): a spontaneous condition characterized by extreme discomfort & experienced by people in awkward situations; retard tingles occur in embarrassing circumstances including but not limited to: inappropriate laughter at ethnic jokes while person from said ethnic group is present, calling your teacher ‘mom’, walking in on your boss in the bathroom, and scenarios in most Ben Stiller movies.
Ending a phone conversation with ‘I love you’ when you are not talking to your significant other can cause severe retard tingles for the person on the other line.

Mike Myers exhibited symptoms of retard tingles - shifty eyes, nervousness, blushing - when Kanye West said “George Bush hates black people” during a telethon on live TV.

Your fart was so loud that the entire movie theater got the retard tingles!
by Samantha Ivy August 16, 2009
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social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons

b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), or if you already fit definition a), you would be considered a social a social retard under definition b).
by Sexydimma December 14, 2014
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socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."
by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011
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retarded monkey

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
by matt dold January 20, 2004
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Slutty Retard

A girl who is so slutty and gets banged so much that she is in turn retarded.
Dude shannon is so slutty and gets muffed so much shes a retard. What a slutty retard
by jerkin my gerkin December 16, 2011
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