Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.

1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.

by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015

Ninjas🥷

A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..

All these ninjas🥷 need to pay for this V because it ain’t free.. 😂😂

by Double_Worded_Fairy May 30, 2023

Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there

Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.

by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.

The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.

by The Logophile May 4, 2010

ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008