Ninja Duece

Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.

"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."

by Goat41 July 12, 2009

corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.

1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.

by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015

Ninjas🥷

A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..

All these ninjas🥷 need to pay for this V because it ain’t free.. 😂😂

by Double_Worded_Fairy May 30, 2023

ninja delete

To delete a comment, message, or post shortly after entering it, hoping no one will see it.

I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.

or

Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.

by FairyTayl October 14, 2010

Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018