fatass monkey

A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.

"Bitch got a fatass monkey."

by fattfreddie January 15, 2008

Gash Monkey

Miniscule primate that inhabits a lady's special spot, swings from pubiscus and feeds mainly on fanny batter

I'd love to have sex with you but the gash monkey will attack

by Fish and Chips2008 February 26, 2009

monkey button

An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.

Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

Snow monkey

Another term for wigger. More commonly associated with Staten Island white boys who believe themselves to be gangster. Typically seperated into tribes on the basis of the color of thier bubbles jackets. Also known for driving around with thier daddy's Mercedes and obnoxiously loud Nextel cell phones.

"Yo Bro! Don't piss me off or I'll holla at my boys on my Nextel"

by Anonymous January 14, 2005

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

Monkey Whore

A whore who works for Bananas.

You know that Monkey Whore down on 5th street. She turns tricks for Bananas.

by Lord80James October 10, 2008

Monkey Mask

When a person is sleeping you blow your load on their face and then rip out some of your pubes and stick them to the persons face

Ben went to sleep way too early and for that he is getting the monkey mask

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005