log hog

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.

by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

log

A derogatory term used in roblox baddies games used when someone leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped or beaten

P1 : you'll never beat me!
P2: we'll see ab that
P2 mops P1
P1: Logs
P2: hah that newgen logged

by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.

user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.

by itzaboii October 21, 2010

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019