Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017

land hunters

Hunters and Sportsmen hunting on US public lands

The land hunters shot a deer.

by thelandman August 26, 2017

Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

landbag

What you call a landlord who is obsessively cheap. She's a lonely old bitch who is always trying to use her tennants to do maintenance, without compensation. She is a general nuisance who will enter tennants apartment without consent.

The landbag came by to collect the rent.

by Faultliner December 5, 2017

landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!

Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.

by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

laedy

she is a beautiful woman who is also a great friendo, she had beautiful brown eyes that you can't help but stare at, um, she is already taken by the time you meet her, she sometimes looks like shes chinese, um, and she will get her friend named natalie to hit you with her slipper if you break her hearto

shit look at that laedy

by nat_nat February 28, 2018