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landon by .kenz.happy.com November 2, 2017

Landrum Middle School

The worst middle school ever. A bunch of rich bitches go here and judge you for your clothes. The scene of a suicide and an attempt of suicide. The teachers here are Morons and the Principal is a dike.

Did you go to Landrum Middle School?
Yeah that place was hell!

Landrum Middle School by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo0000005 December 28, 2010

Flying Landshark 

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

Flying Landshark by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

ohio landslide 

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.

it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

ohio landslide by sexable panda June 26, 2008

Landree 

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is very fun and outgoing. If you don't know her, it sucks to be you!

Dude, that chick is such a Landree!

Landree by Tabithuhh. (: February 28, 2010

landonslide 

1.) the overwhelming defeat or majority over another candidate, person, etc.
2.) used to describe the defeat of Alf Landon to FDR in the 1940's.
3.) the level of defeat past landslide.

"Dude... you lost big in the school election. I'd say it was a landonslide."

landonslide by Joshua Burks April 20, 2005

Landfill Island 

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.

"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"

Landfill Island by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney March 2, 2011