Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

johnny

slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

Johnny Boy

"Maybe i am Pittacus Lore?"

Nine disagrees with Johnny Boy

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock

You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie

by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run

Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020