Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII

by Iron taste like blood September 7, 2021

Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnny

A man who’s the Most intelligent, Deep Thinker, Thinks outside the box space sky, he’s thinks everything in life & after death & end of the world. Has Zero Intrusive thoughts because he’s built different & deserves to live Great.

Johnny is not a lame name anymore, Johnny yes papa, The world will know his Name for something greater & above average.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times

That guy is good as a Johnny McGross!

by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021

Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.

"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"

by Azhidal November 16, 2020

Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023

Johnny Rotten

An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.

Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!

by The real Sid Vicious November 29, 2019