January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021

January sixth

Today is the day that you start to beat your meat. This means that you should have an orgasm today.

On January sixth I beat my meat.

by WankingOrg1 January 8, 2021

January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is national amberprice day. only amberprice things allowed. nothing else.

hey tia!!! guess what. it’s january 17th, which means it’s national amberprice day!! it’s also your birthday too ig.

by vicchaseswhore January 9, 2021

January 10

Corpse Husband’s (second) birthday.

Literally Everyone: It’s January 10, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!
Corpse: It’s not my birthday.

by I don’t even know. January 11, 2021

January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 12, 2021

January 14

Boys have to say yes to the girls for for 24hr

Girl-hey jake you need to talk to the new boy
Jake/boy-what why
Girl-because is January 14 you need to do what girls say soo go do it

by Octubre182009 January 13, 2021