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January 5

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”
by anonymous December 23, 2021
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January 17th

Bf: january 17th is Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Gf: really? Ok. What is it?
Bf: you just kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Then they kiss
by Riverdalefan5058 January 16, 2020
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January 22

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay
by Jason 87282882 January 22, 2023
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January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3
Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd
by Bitchimgay.😯 September 15, 2021
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January 23

Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship
Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no

Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok
by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022
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January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!
Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah
by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021
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January 23

January 23 is the day where you have to no matter what hit you’re mom
Joe:slaps mom

Mom:why
Joe:it’s January 23
by Hirirutbh January 22, 2021
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