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Lake Jackson 

A small town in Texas, specifically Brazoria County, containing less than thirty thousand people. The citizens there, referred to as Lake Jacksonites, think they are better than everyone else. In reality, they are dim little nimrods who "borrow" (STEAL) a majority of Brazoria County's budget for their own good.
(1. Hey, you're from Lake Jackson, TX? You're an asshole!

(2. That kid from Lake Jackson is going to grow up to be a person who steal from other small towns!
Lake Jackson by tentwofour December 17, 2009
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Michael Jackson 

The King Of Pop. The most talented man that has ever walked the earth. Was probably the most known star ever.
Had a band with his brothers names The Jackson Five, then he went solo. Had the best selling album of all time, Thriller. He was accused of being a child moslester, but all charges were dropped in 1993 and in 2003 he was found not guilty because he really was innocent. Made a huge impact on the world and its music. Paved the way for tons of artist. Will always live in our hearts<3
Thriller, is the best selling album of all time.

Michael Jackson is the definition of legend

Michael Jackson 

One of the greatest intertaners of all time. truly the king of pop.without him there would be no pop culture.
person1= dude why you dancing?
person2=cuase it entertaines people.
person1= you are so michael jackson
person2- THANK YOU!!!!

Michael Jackson 

The greatest entertainer of all time. Hes has a huge impact on the not just the music industry, but people in general. Michael Joseph Jackson is untouchable. His talent is incredible and i respect him for what he has done for charity and his fans. Thank you Michael Jackson for showing us that that we have a chance in life regardless of race, and i genuinely ask that you forgive the haters and people that have taken your magic for granted.
boy: I can't believe that the king of pop is dead and their are still people out there that have the nerve to talk crap about him.

girl: people can say what they want. it doesn't change the simple fact that michael jackson had a heart of gold and was an overall beautiful person. may he rest in peace.

Michael Jackson 

Okay, I saw so many wrong defintions about Michael Jackson that i felt the need to write one. First of all, HE WAS NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR. Second of all, he did not bleach his skin, he had a skin disease. Michael Jackson was a legend. He is the reason that most singers, well, sing. He is an inspiration, and he will be truly missed.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson; 1958-2009.

Michael Jackson 

An AMAZING performer. The lead singer for the Jackson 5. Then he became a solo artist. He had amazing hits: Billie Jean, Thriller, Bad, Black or White, and Scream. He is probably one of the most misunderstood man. Most people think he wanted to be white, but he actually had a skin disease called Vitiligo. Only 2% of people in the world have it. He was also accused of sleeping with little boys but was found innocent, because he IS. He just died from cardiac arrest on June 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm. Many people were shocked by this news. He will always be remembered as the king of pop.
dude 1: yo you know michael jackson
dude 2:yeah, why?
dude 1: He died!
dude 2: no way is this a joke?
dude 1: no
dude 2: this sucks
dude 1: I know
Michael Jackson by YaYa13 July 1, 2009

Kyle Jackson

The fortnite pro player named as "Mongraal" the absolute beast and earthquake master.
Kyle Jackson is the best fortnite player alive.
Kyle Jackson by ZachTheFNgod November 20, 2019