Jason

Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.

by Jericdailo November 23, 2021

jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.

“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021

Jason

people want to be like jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock

by qirval November 23, 2021

Jason Du

Apparently a 8+9.Even when eating fries is considered smoking.

Jason Du

by Sea950807 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021