your mom

I have a great defintion for this

YOUR MOM!

Numpty: What did do this weekend?
Cool Kid: Umm...your mom!
Numpty: That wasn't very nice!
Cool Kid: Your mom!

by I am le cool July 24, 2008

No YOUR a towel!!

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.

Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***

by Tiblz January 3, 2008

your ass

You.

The second person singular pronoun.

Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Your Dad

A really retarded response to the also retarted comment, your mom.

Jack:Your mom
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit:Your DAD
Jack: Ya, I ain't to fond of my dad either

by rekcuf October 26, 2005

your mom

Lame insult.

Often a response used when you don't feel like giving a logical response.

Who's afraid of the big fat wolf?
YOUR MOM.

What did you do last Saturday?
Your Mom.

etc.

by Cooler than you March 16, 2005

your matt

your guy, the one you are head over heels for.

is he you're matt?

Yeah, i'm the one dating him.

by ramen noodle April 16, 2005

Your Mother

The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.

Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US!IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

by A very scared person... March 22, 2010