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Bike to Work Day

A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.
Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."
by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012
mugGet the Bike to Work Daymug.

jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".
I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.
by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008
mugGet the jerk clerk workmug.

working on my manuscript

when a poet (a creature possessing a distracting amount of sensuality and dazzling magnetism) has successfully seduced his/her intended and is closing the deal.
Hey, Rob, I can't talk now - I'm working on my manuscript. I'll call ya tomorrow.
by poetintern July 21, 2010
mugGet the working on my manuscriptmug.

Let's go to work

To use illegal suptances, such as Mirajauna. Slang Term.
Hey Aaron, let's go to work!!!
by Rahzel September 10, 2003
mugGet the Let's go to workmug.

southbound sandwich works

1. the best deli restaurant in burlington, nc...and the world
2. order the beeline and tomato bisque..that's called the sbsw usual..aka the rob conner
3. if you make fun of people that go to sbsw it's only because you know you could never make sandwiches that delicious and made in a timely manner
4. i hate you tim and nate
person 1: yo man..i gotta go to mike's deli today.
person 2: yo, fuck mike's deli..gotta go to sbsw
person 1: wtf is southbound sandwich works
person 2: you know nothing about good foood...go there, ask for the tim davis..that's a make your own sandwich with sourdough bread..and other ingredients that suck.
by Rob Con December 9, 2008
mugGet the southbound sandwich worksmug.

working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.
Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.
by dugefresh December 18, 2012
mugGet the working man's phdmug.

live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
mugGet the live-work loftmug.

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