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Lennard the human Geyser

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019
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sexual human caterpillar

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Letโ€™s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz August 9, 2016
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Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.
Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.
by Penncilvester January 31, 2018
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best human in the world

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.
" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.
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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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