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non-human intelligence

"Non-human intelligence," or NHI, is a term commonly found in Ufology, and has no direct relationship with the computer science term "artificial intelligence," or A.I. Instead, the term "non-human intelligence" is used by ufologists to denote non-human entities of potentially (but not always) non-Earth origins (i.e., extraterrestrials) who clearly possess intelligence and technological sophistication. The term is also extended to any robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who either accompany or assist the primary (and presumably biologic) intelligences. Such robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who accompany the primary intelligences are also called "exotic technology" or "non-human technology" or even "non-human A.I." The craft or ships or vehicles in which the intelligences travel (in the accompaniment of their robots, and androids, etc.,) are called "exotic technical craft of non-human origin" or just "non-human craft."

The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."
The Pentagon denies that they have been in contact with non-human intelligences for many decades now. But the myriad government warehouses full of crashed UFOs and exotic materials indicate otherwise.
by Innocent Byproduct June 12, 2023
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Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
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Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019
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sexual human caterpillar

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017
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Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023
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Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.
Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
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