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talking with his dick out

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*
by Ranklescher October 9, 2008
mugGet the talking with his dick outmug.

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.
I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
mugGet the God lost his sandalsmug.
When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.
Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!
by camilleq September 10, 2006
mugGet the The Devil is Beating His Wifemug.

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.
Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!
by Abh3 September 25, 2017
mugGet the knock his dick in the dirtmug.

dick up his cunt

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.
by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017
mugGet the dick up his cuntmug.

hi polugo n donute

by beethinglmao May 3, 2021
mugGet the hi polugo n donutemug.

His name is Robert Paulson

When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.

After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..
by Putnum27 March 6, 2013
mugGet the His name is Robert Paulsonmug.

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