Dakota Glass

an ugly ass bitch that is very annoying

ew it's dakota glass

by OUBFHDJNSJFHJ November 13, 2019

glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Girl with the glass jaw

A female who's not in a relationship with either sex currently (but has been in the past) because she's been rejected by members of both sexes. A female who tries to rally other people to support her even at the expense of their own relationships (the kind of person who would try to fuck with the lives of two people who are otherwise happy together, despite the female in the relationship having something in common with her). A female who makes everybody's life around her about her, then tells them all its not about them, which is true, everything has to be about her.

The girl with the glass jaw didn't want to be rejected and alone at the same time, so she tried to get other females to think like her, even though she didn't really know anything about being happy with another human being(and some of them did), since every relationship she had tried at, she had been rejected for making the relationship all about her, the same way she did with family, which is why nobody missed her when she was somewhere on the other side of the globe. She was quick to get other people to sacrifice things, and try and get them to compromise rather than resist.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Glass Sissy

A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.

Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!

Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!

Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!

by Leen Deen February 18, 2024

glass stallion

a man who walks around with much bravado, but in reality has a fragile ego (as if made of glass)

Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex

by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021

Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation

ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.

by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011