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Moral Girlfriend

A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.

An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.

Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.

My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.

Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
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Girlfriend

A girlfriend is a female boyfriend who’ll love uou no matter what
Or something you’ll never get
Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend

Person b:nah thats my boyfriend

Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
by <>Sowwy🥺<> October 29, 2020
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How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021
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Willie Brown’s girlfriend

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024
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