from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

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Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018

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01:57 From Yuma

Diarrhea or kidney failure from eating lettuce tainted with E. coli O157:H7 from Yuma, AZ. Based on movie title “3:10 to Yuma”

Shouldn’t have eaten than caesars salad last night, I think I caught the 01:57 from Yuma

by Pedidoc June 2, 2018

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eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018

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Jake From State Farm

An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."

Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!

by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019

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