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February 14 

It’s valentines and if you don’t know what is valentines you are so stupid you ain’t even 0.01 percent of Einstein’s smartness.
Someone:Yo it’s February 14

Someone else:And?
Someone:it’s valentines dummy

February 4th 

National give someone with a birthday of February 4th your hoodie
Person 1: *hands sweatshirt*
Person 2: why
Person 1: it’s February 4th

Person 2: hell yeah
February 4th by MJishere October 3, 2021

february 11th 

On this day the cutest and most funny boy was born <3
Sonny: Oh he was born February 11th? he must be the most cutest and most funny boy born
Me: Yea he is😌
february 11th by zachsppluver October 4, 2021

February 13th 2008 

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes.. yes i do"
February 13th 2008 by slump6s October 7, 2021

February 13th 2008 

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"
February 13th 2008 by slump6s October 7, 2021

February 18 

this is where dumb cheaters are born
Omg kaydan was born on february 18
makes since!!