Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

Flamingo Gang

A group of guys that think they are tough and good at things. They call themselves the "Flamingo Gang" They are usually flamingly gay. If you offend one of these people in this so called gang they will say they will get their "m8's" to fight you "Irl". They also say F.G.O.D which is a different term of the popular "Taylor gang or die, or T.G.O.D" Stay away from these people unless you want to be looked down upon society.

A: What are you doing today?
B: Just hanging with the gang, doing some hardcore shit yo
A: You're in a gang?
B: Flamingo Gang nigga, F.G.O.D don't forget it

by Anonymous99999 April 29, 2013

flaming yawn

this is a male, homosexual version of a blowjob with flamboyant pizzazz, and the touch and feel that only an adam's apple can provide.

Stephan asked Arturo if he was ready for some fellatio, and Arturo said that he was taking it to the next level and would provide him with a flaming yawn. Stephan replied "but we're vegan" and Arturo responded, "it's ok, I'll be the meat-eater tonight"

by Dangerous Dirk December 26, 2018

Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.

Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.

by dbest555 January 7, 2010

Faking it

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.

Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.

by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

famine

The act of having sex

A girl that you would have sex with

Man, I hope I get some famine tonight.

Who's the new girl? I'd famine the hell outta her.

by Corey Doug, Jace, Murph, Jake November 2, 2007

flaming trash can

When a man provides a woman with oral sex or a rim job when if fact the woman has a scorching case of hemorrhoids. This action is questionable as to who, for the most part,gets the majority of the pleasure.

Ever since my wife has become pregnant she makes me do the "flaming trash can" every night just so she can go to sleep. I think my tongue is about to fall off, not to mention the horrible tasste in my mouth!

by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006