noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
by the teej. November 9, 2010
Get the fart touchmug. When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
Get the Fart Magnetmug. to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart
everyone else- wtf is that smell?
everyone else- wtf is that smell?
by baddazoner January 8, 2011
Get the supermarket fartmug. by Davecorpx January 5, 2016
Get the blowjob fartmug. When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011
Get the Whiskey Fartsmug. Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
Get the open fartingmug. when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.
Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
by knobhead September 1, 2008
Get the fart-and-runmug.